Jonathan Matza

Yearly Standings By Team

The Minge
Season Title Wins Losses Ties Points For Points Against Point Differential
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
2014 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 4 9 0 988.00 1165.00 -177.00
2015 Jordan's Bitch Fits 6 7 0 1164.66 1197.86 -33.20
2016 Todd Is A Gurley 4 9 0 1105.44 1143.16 -37.72
2017 Fuck . 6 7 0 1128.44 1130.96 -2.52
Wins Losses Ties Points For Points Against Point Differential
Totals   120 192 0 26, 319.24 27, 821.88 -1, 502.64

User Games

Season Week Home Team Home Score Away Score Away Team Result
2014 1 Alex Top, Jordan Bottom 98.00 43.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 2 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 67.00 101.00 Ingram's 40 pt comeback loss
2014 3 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 63.00 110.00 Insane Clowney Posse loss
2014 4 Team Ristich 92.00 66.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 5 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 119.00 89.00 Curse Slayer win
2014 6 JM Matza's Leaked Nudes 81.00 101.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode win
2014 7 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 59.00 94.00 Newton in these bishes loss
2014 8 Deep Space Niners 77.00 123.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode win
2014 9 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 85.00 63.00 Sankey Balls win
2014 10 H-Town Teabaggers 66.00 52.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 11 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 44.00 92.00 Team Garza loss
2014 12 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode 70.00 86.00 JM Matza's Leaked Nudes loss
2014 13 Newton in these bishes 116.00 96.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 14 Team Ristich 95.00 82.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 15 H-Town Teabaggers 90.00 59.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode loss
2014 16 Team Ristich 75.00 75.00 Steve Matza's Slimy Chode tie
2015 1 Jordan's Bitch Fits 48.60 140.12 Robot in your Rear loss
2015 2 Sankey Balls 83.30 90.26 Jordan's Bitch Fits win
2015 3 Jordan's Bitch Fits 121.38 92.12 Trade Addiction Rehab win
2015 4 Jm is the real Back door girl 62.48 57.06 Jordan's Bitch Fits loss
2015 5 Jordan's Bitch Fits 78.16 96.66 Jordan's Booty Sweat loss
2015 6 Jordan's Bitch Fits 132.14 77.02 Neil's Own Crybaby Tears win
2015 7 Le'Veon's MCL 126.80 131.88 Jordan's Bitch Fits win
2015 8 Jordan's Bitch Fits 68.90 88.84 Team Garza loss
2015 9 Charle's ACL 45.12 94.36 Jordan's Bitch Fits win
2015 10 Jordan's Bitch Fits 83.32 115.38 Deep Space Rabbit loss
2015 11 Jordan's Bitch Fits 84.82 57.58 Call Me Bugs win
2015 12 Robot in your Rear 111.94 102.44 Jordan's Bitch Fits loss
2015 13 Jordan's Bitch Fits 71.34 100.50 Sankey Balls loss
2015 14 Jordan's Bitch Fits 64.22 140.72 Trade Addiction Rehab loss
2015 15 Jordan's Bitch Fits 96.10 77.24 Deep Space Rabbit win
2015 16 Jordan's Bitch Fits 71.06 104.66 Le'Veon's MCL loss
2016 1 Todd Is A Gurley 64.56 102.30 Robot in your Rear loss
2016 2 Cam'a Lama Ding Dong 113.52 83.76 Todd Is A Gurley loss
2016 3 Todd Is A Gurley 81.84 62.62 Rehab is for Quitters win
2016 4 Honey, Ware are My Pantsss 100.52 94.22 Todd Is A Gurley loss
2016 5 Todd Is A Gurley 87.94 94.92 Hillary Clinton P's Standing Up loss
2016 6 Todd Is A Gurley 67.74 87.26 THA FUCKING GILGAMESH loss
2016 7 Amari Pooper 80.22 134.18 Todd Is A Gurley win
2016 8 Todd Is A Gurley 98.40 64.06 Huu Huu Wooooooo win
2016 9 Second String RB Stable 95.38 79.86 Todd Is A Gurley loss
2016 10 Todd Is A Gurley 80.14 77.42 Ser Gregor of House Olsen win
2016 11 Todd Is A Gurley 72.40 98.10 Drew Brees Died For My Sins loss
2016 12 Robot in your Rear 84.06 81.04 Todd Is A Gurley loss
2016 13 Todd Is A Gurley 79.36 82.78 Cam'a Lama Ding Dong loss
2016 14 Todd Is A Gurley 82.34 94.10 Huu Huu Wooooooo loss
2016 15 THA FUCKING GILGAMESH 67.66 98.72 Todd Is A Gurley win
2016 16 Second String RB Stable 85.28 71.06 Todd Is A Gurley loss
2017 1 Fuck . 73.20 87.18 Robot in your Rear loss
2017 2 Cam'a Lama Ding Dong 71.22 63.76 Fuck . loss
2017 3 Fuck . 76.46 102.10 Loser of the Kings loss
2017 4 G reg's third leg 146.40 69.66 Fuck . loss
2017 5 Fuck . 106.74 63.12 Gillisleeping w Big Deb win
2017 6 Fuck . 66.34 120.58 KHunting Season loss
2017 7 New York Dolphin-Browns 65.32 145.46 Fuck . win
2017 8 Fuck . 97.72 60.86 Huu Huu Wooooooo win
2017 9 deez lutz 66.28 93.76 Fuck . win
2017 10 Fuck . 59.14 56.48 Ser Stats of House Rabbit win
2017 11 Fuck . 82.20 90.70 Unleash the DemoGordon loss
2017 12 Robot in your Rear 89.80 69.36 Fuck . loss
2017 13 Fuck . 124.64 110.92 Cam'a Lama Ding Dong win
2017 14 Fuck . 93.44 104.64 Huu Huu Wooooooo loss
2017 15 Fuck . 87.68 79.08 Cam'a Lama Ding Dong win
2017 16 Fuck . 83.94 73.98 KHunting Season win